(via sophiestops)Source: marynesq
the story of this weekend:
in which Allison learns more about how her shoulder is fucked up by getting a back rub than by going to student health
BUT ARE YOU PREGNANT THAT COULD BE AFFECTING YOUR SHOULDER ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE NOT…
Oh god they found a new way to be awful since I was there
THEY AT LEAST ONLY ASKED ME ONCE IF I SMOKED WEED
(Also here is an actual conversation I had with student health:
Them: Are you pregnant?
Me: Lololololol, no.
Them: When was the last time you had sex?
Me: Like a week ago
Them: Did you use a condom?
Them: Are you using the birth control pill?
Them: Well if you have unprotected axe you run a risk of pregnancy because -
Me: I HAD GAY SEX. WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
Them: Oh. Uh. Well then. )
Apparently my undergrad’s student health was far superior (at least in this regard) as I’m pretty sure I just filled out a form (which I’m pretty sure included the option to indicate same-sex or opposite-sex partners in your sexual history, like check either or both). And I’m pretty sure when I changed from no sexual history to sexually active, the only change in demeanor/questioning was essentially, “Do you have an additional health needs or questions now that you’re sexually active?”Source: allisonsmundanelife
Earlier this year I posted about rumors that Batgirl would finally show up in a Lego set. Batgirl was prominent in the first Batman Lego game and fans have been waiting for an official minifig.
The rumors were right and Batgirl and Nightwing and Damian will all fight, who else, the Joker in…
Look, look! Kelly!Source: bricksandbloks.com
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
(via fabflyingfox)Source: corruptionpoints
Our whole fairy group: Summer, Fall, and Winter. We ended up winning first place at the costume contest that day at the Carolina Renaissance Festival and had a blast the whole time.
Winter Fairy: Chiki Cosplay
Fall Fairy: Geneviefve d’Estelle
Summer Fairy: Utopian Pigeon
Photos by AnimazeGuy-PhotosNXS
I want to point out that this bit of social justice is coming from “I think I remember” and that should illustrate just how much bullshit you people spew